Tuesday, May 15, 2007

jok

* A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
The next day he received letters. They all said the same thing: “you can have mine”.


* Q: What happens when “you” and “I” are gone?
A: only 24 letters are left. (You= the letters “u” and I the letter “i”.)

nargas adel

Monday, April 30, 2007

The first 3 tears of Marriage

* In the fist year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the ban listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
narges

jok

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asked the shopkeeper,” Dose your dog bite?” The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog doses not bite.”
The man tries to pet the dog and the dog and the dog bite him.
“Ouch!” He says, “I thought you said your dog doses not bite!”
The shopkeeper replies, “That is not may dog!”

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

God,s boxes

I have in my hands two boxes which god gave me to hold
He said,” Put all your sorrow in the black and all your joys in the gold.”

I heeded His word, and in the two boxes both my joys and sorrow I stored. But thought the gold became heavier each day The black was as light as before with curiosity , I opened the black I wanted to find out why And I saw, in the base of the box, a hole Which my sorrows and fallen out.

I showed the hole to God, and mused aloud, “I wonder where my sorrows could be.”

He smiled a gentle smile at me.” My child, they are all here with me.”

I asked,” God, why give me the boxes, why the gold, and the black with the hole?”

“My child, the gold is for you to count your blessing, the black is for you to let go.”
Narges

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

The cheetah

The Serengeti is a national park which is situated n Tanzania in Africa. It is the home of many wild animals including the cheetah. This is a member of the “big cat” family, like the lion, the tiger, and a leopard.
The cheetah
The cheetah is the fastest animal on land. It can run 100 kilometers an hour. It is now rare and is one of the animals which in is danger of extinction.
The cheetah has a small head and ears, and long, powerful legs. It always hunts and cheetahs its prey on open ground.
This is a difficult way of hunting from the other “big cats”. They like to stay in and near trees to catch their prey. The cheetah is also different from other cats because it cannot draw in its claws.
Narges Adel

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Sohrab Sepehri

The waters Footfall

I am a native of Kashan
Time is not so bad
I earn a bit of bread
I've got an iota of intelligence
And a bit of wit
I've got a mother, better than a leaf
And friends, better than a running stream

And a god in the immediate vicinity:
Amids these gilly flowers;
At the foot of that tall pine tree
Over water's cognition, over plant's law. (Mahsima)

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

GORILLA !

Gorillas are the largest of all the primates. A male gorilla can be 180 centimeters tall and can weigh 200 kilograms. Gorillas are very strong but they do not often fight. In fact they are peaceful animals.
Gorillas live in small family groups of about 15. In a group there is one strong, older male, some young male, and a few females with their babies. They move slowly around a large area of the jungle eating leaves and bushes.
In some way gorillas are very like human. When they are happy, they laugh and wave their arms. When they are angry, they beat their chests. When they are sad, they cry. But they cry quietly, without any tears.
Unfortunately, people hunt and kill gorillas. They also cut down and burn their trees. There are now only about 10,000 gorillas left in the word.
Narges Adel